A different kind of conversation

My mother and I were talking the other day while she was cooking dinner. I was watching and decided that I would bring up the topic that had been on my mind for quite some time now.

Being a stay at home mom.

This conversation went alot better than I had expected!

I told her that when I was married and I thought I was pretty well set up, then I would want to be a stay at home mom/wife. She was pretty much flabergasted at first, but then came to the realization that I had pretty much already made up my mind!

She then continued to ask me if I wanted a lot of kids and I confidently said yes. Well how many she said. Oh I dont know, maybe five or six! I have their names already made into an acronym!

That's where that conversation ended and the acronym is still unknow to her...

H.A.M.P.E.R

OR

T.A.M.P.E.R