Dr Pepper Calling Dr Pepper

EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT:

There is NO Dr Pepper in Aussralia.

This is the worst thing that has happened since the flood of "84
(I don't think there was a flood then, but not the point)

I was made aware to this fact by a certain Ashley B. Fastle.

If you see her please contact crime stoppers immediately of throw stones.

MESSAGE TO FIZZLE DIZZLE:

Send me some freaking Dr Pepper! I would even settle with the flavored lip balm!